It's Time: Minimally Modified Primal Pizzas

Yes, I've been gone for another three months.  I blame the whole getting married thing.  Oh, yeah, I got married!  But that's a story for another time.

THIS post contains recipes for the much requested primal pizza crusts I make.  No, they will not be fluffy or bread-like.  Yes, they will fulfill their role as a crust and hold your favorite toppings and even allow careful dipping into ranch dressing.  It will also leave you feeling much less bloated and gross AND lets you use all that eggplant, zucchini, or summer squash you have stockpiling from your crop-share.  Read your mind, didn't I?  So, since I have been MIA for so long I am going to get right to the point.  In order from our favorite to least (based on taste, ease of making, and crust abilities), here they are!

Ready?!  I am! 

Zucchini or Eggplant Crust

• 1 lb (2-3 cups) grated zucchini/eggplant
• 1/3 cup parm cheese
• 1/2 cup almond meal
• 1-2 tbsp coconut flour (for moisture)
• 1 egg

Step one: take your grated veggie, salt it, and wrap it in some paper towels.  Repeat this twice over the course of a few hours for best results.  Not necessary, but makes the crust crispier.  The examples below are all of eggplant, but zucchini follows the same rules.

 When ready to make pizza, preheat oven 450 degrees.  Combine all ingredients.  Add a light sprinkle of coconut flour if still super moist.

Lay parchment paper on a pre-oiled baking sheet.  Oil parchment paper as well.  using your hands, a fork, or spatula, carefully spread the ball of "dough" slowly outward, making it thin (no thicker than 1 cm).

When it looks similar to the picture above (this one is zucchini), put it in the oven for 15 minutes.  I should look like the below picture.  If not, put it back in until it does.

Then remove pan, flip crust, and 5ut it back in for another 5 minutes or until it looks like the below picture..

Take crust out, add toppings (pre cook any non-cured meat), cook at 350 until cheese is melted, and eat!

 

Before we go any further;

topping suggestions for ALL pizzas:

Pepperoni, chicken sausage, sauteed kale/peppers/onions, broccoli, bacon (!), mushrooms, pesto, garlic, mozzarella cheese, meatballs, buffalo chicken, buffalo chicken meatballs... the list could go on.

This next one is from this website, modified minimally.  Try as we might this one always ends slightly floppy.

Flax Seed Pizza Crust

• 1/2 cup flax meal
• 1/2 cup almond meal
• 1/2 cup finely grated parmesan cheese
• 2 eggs

Mix the flax meal and parmesan cheese in a medium bowl.  Add the eggs and stir until a dough is formed.  It will be sticky, like really really obnoxiously sticky.  Let it sit for about 5 minutes or so until it's easier to work with. Wet your hands with water to help keep the dough from sticking to them and press onto parchment papered cookie sheet about 1/3 inch thick in a circle.

You should get about a 10 inch circular crust out of it... if it's a lot smaller than that you are making it too thick.  Bake crust at 350 for 8 minutes, or until top is lightly browned.  Remove an add toppings.  For this one I made buffalo chicken meatballs and spinach!  Bake for another 15 minutes at 350.  Remove when cheese is melty and delicious (sorry, no picture of that part!).

Okay, this one has been in my files for a while, but for the life of me I cannot find any notes besides:

1) I made it and added a few modifications

2) It was the least favorite

3) The original recipe comes from The Almond Flour Cookbook by Elana Amsterdam.

Then I tried to find the original and couldn't.  Good story, I know.  Anyways, try it for yourself, perhaps you will have better luck!

Almond Flour Pizza Crust

• 1 1/2 cups almond meal
• 1 egg
• 1 tbsp olive oil
• 1/2 tsp salt
• 1/2 tsp baking soda 

Mix ingredients well, using your hands to form a ball.  Again, it will be sticky.  Place the ball between two sheets of parchment paper and pat it out into a crust shape.  Place on a well sprayed pizza stone OR parchment lined baking pan.  Bake at 350 for 15-20 minutes until lightly brown.

As with the others when it's ready remove, add toppings, and wait for melting goodness.

These isn't it, but still.  Yum.  Oh, and enjoy!